BUT THE PILL THAT MAKES FARTS SMELL GOOD!!!!
A 65-year old French inventor and artist named Christian Poincheval (who also goes by Lutin Malin—or “Crafty Imp) has invented a pill that will make your farts smell like the greatest perfume in the high fashion world! It even comes in holiday edition!! Hold for the applause.
The two scents, a floral scent that hints of roses and violets and the holiday scent that smells like chocolate, are called Pilule Pet. No surprise that this invention was inspired by real life events and a particular dinner party…
“Our farts were so smelly we were nearly suffocated. The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. I had to do something.” says the inventor. So Poinchval began researching natural ingredients that reduce flatulence, and he came up with a recipe that not only reduce flatulence, but actually makes any remaining flatulence smell good. WAIT, WHAT? The pills are made from 100% natural ingredients including organic ingredients like blueberries, fennel and seaweed, and they are also approved for consumption by French health officials.
That means this
Turns into this
Well if you’re looking for a Christmas present look no further. “I have all sorts of customers. Some buy them because they have problems with flatulence and some buy them as a joke to send to their friends. Christmas always see a surge in sales.” The pills have been selling at the hundreds per month since 2006. And get this, the pills now come specially made FOR PETS.
I can just hear Rihanna singing ‘where have you been all my li-i-i-i-fe!?’ in my head!!!!
BLAKE&WYLDE
(Photos via Pranjal Mahna, Barb Crawford, Goker Can Yilmaz)